um.....yeah.... i wish my "mama" would mend my pants. as of now they're easy access pants and that's not fun. my stomach is making funny noises. really funny noises. and it's causing me a lot of pain. oy. ibuprofen time. i laughed at the osco yesterday. they have generic ibuprofen called profen ib. hehehe. not terribly funny, but still laughable.
oy. no more coke for me.
dammit. it's caffeine free.

woo hoo! *throws up handful of confetti*
and that's "throws up" in the sense of throwing someting up in the air. although i have thrown up confetti before.

*claps* that's good. i laughed. and i laughed. but then i started coughing. and coughing. and coughing. and coughing. and before you knew it my lung was sitting on the table.

i hath a question for thou: is it right to give a child a name like Bobtom? i know tis funny, but seriously. there are some issues thou must considereth here: 1)art thou going to useth neosporin or that painful spray stuff on your childs wounds when he hath returneth from school beaten to a bloody pulp?, 2)how many dollars art thou willing to spend on therapy?, etc.
just think of the emotional scarring he dost endure!!!!

hehehe...waggle dance

Angeline, honey... you posted this a long time ago on Bogwhich. You showed me how much love means: everything.

Ewan:
Love is a many splendored thing
Love lifts us up where we belong
All you need is love

Nicole:
Please don't start that again
Ewan:
All you need is love
Nicole:
A girl has got to eat
Ewan:
All you need is love
Nicole:
She'll end up on the street
Nicole:
Uhh
Ewan:
All you need is love
Nicole:
Love is just a game
Ewan:
I was made for loving you baby
You were made for loving me
Nicole:
The only way of loving me baby
Is to pay a lovely fee
Ewan:
Just one night
Give me just one night
Nicole:
There's no way
Cause you can't pay
Ewan:
In the name of love
One night in the name of love
Nicole:
You crazy fool
I won't give in to you
Ewan:
Don't leave me this way
I can't survive without your sweet love
Oh baby don't leave me this way
Nicole:
You think that people would have enough of silly love songs
Ewan:
I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no
Nicole:
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
Ewan:
Well what's wrong with that
I like to know
Cause here I go again
Ewan:
Love lifts us up where we belong
Where the eagles fly
On a mountain high
Nicole:
Love makes us act like we are fools
Throw our lives away
For one happy day
Ewan:
We can be heroes
Just for one day
Nicole:
You, you will be mean
Ewan:
No I won't
Nicole:
And I, I'll drink all the time
Ewan:
We should be lovers
Nicole:
We can't do that
Ewan:
We should be lovers
And that's a fact
Nicole:
No nothing would keep us together
Ewan:
We could steal time
Ewan & Nicole:
Just for one day
We can be heroes
Forever and ever
We can be heroes
Forever and ever
We can be heroes
Ewan:
Just because I, and I will always love you
Nicole:
I only can't help
Ewan & Nicole:
Loving You
Nicole:
How wonderful life is now
Ewan and Nicole:
You're in the world

Here's my response, dearest:

Never knew I could feel like this
Like I've never seen the sky before
I want to vanish inside your kiss
Every day I Love You more and more
Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing
Telling me to give you everything
Seasons may change, winter to spring
But I Love You, until the end of time

Come what may
Come what may
I will Love You
Until my dying day

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
It all revolves around you

And there's no mountain too high
No river too wide
Sing out this song,
I'll be there by your side
Storm clouds may gather
And stars may collide
But I Love You, I Love You,
Until the end of time

Oh, come what may, come what may
I will Love You, until my dying day
Oh come what may, come what may
I will Love You, I will Love You

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place

Come what may
Come what may
I will Love You
Until my dying day

i agree with you all. hugs are nice. i was never hugged as a child. bummer for me then. we all love you all here. right? yeah, that's what i thought.

my mother just snapped on me because i wouldn't lend her money to buy beer. that is so rediculous. i don't mean just getting mad at me, she was screaming at me. about beer. beer! that is so sad.

no you shouldn't. that would be bad. very very bad.

yeah..i agree......yeah......
i was just asked a strange question. "if you were killed in a cement mixing truck accident, would your parents care?"
how do you answer a question like that?
what the hell is agnostic? oh wait, yes, you are agnostic. you aren't an athiest. athiests have a total disbelief in a higher power whatsoever. agnostic is just not really caring or knowing. i was a quaker, but not just any quaker, orthodox quaker. i actually am curious about jainism. also mayhayana buddhism. i really think that it sounds really interesting. so does neo-pagan, but i think i'd be shunned by almost everyone in my family. it's strange to say, though, that i am actually really happy to be catholic. it's one thing that i actually feel strongly about.
today has been an overall good day. me, madeline, toby, a puzzle, chocolate cake, and the doors. could it be any more fun? well yes. needless to say, i'd feel better if i didn't feel like puking. i ate one fourth of a big pan of cake. aie.
oy with the poodles already.
and remember: the day is not complete until the sun sets in the fireplace, the piano bench is purple and filled with falling polka-dotted squirrels, and the red pick-up is coming to take you away, away. is coming to take you away.

her back pack is plenty shiny....kind of...
well i took it again too and it came up mayhayana buddhism, jainism, and neo-pagan. and on the other end were roman catholic, jahovah's wittnesses, and nontheist. i would hate to have the belief-o-matic screw up eternity for me. that would suck.
the scones were good. very good.
now i feel like sitting outside on my lawn and drinking lemonade and eating oreos. it is such a beautiful day. i think i may even use and extension chord and listen to beatles records. today is so perfect. i love days like this....

i was just reading the belief-o-matic thing and i like how it says: Warning: Belief-O-Matic assumes to legal liability for the untimate fate of your soul. that's funny, because i thought it assumed complete legal liability. and to think, i was almost about to convert to orthodox quakerism (or whatever the hell it's called).

orthodox quaker. ORTHODOX FUCKING QUAKER!!!! My beliefs resemble those of hinduism, Theravada Buddhism, and Mahayana Buddhism. My beliefs least resemble (closest to farthest) Secular Humanism, Christian Science, Nontheist. roman catholic was tenth on the list.
speaking or catholocism, my mother wants me to dance for the archbishop. appearantly i am signed up for a show right before orientation. appearantly if i do that i'd be only 1º separated from the pope and 2º from god.
on another note, yesterday i finished my first commission!!! yay! so come thursday, all you king-bound peoples should complement madeline on her backpack.
aah, the joys of no school. soon it will all come to an end. that's a shame.
i have to go eat scones.
ta.