i ate an entire roll of thin mints today.

oy.

oh yeah. i remember now.
i ate lots of cheese, chips, and m&ms today.

who's ashley?

i hear ya. i was or somethinging around all day today. it was full of mph.

or something.

aiya, we have a test tomorrow in bio. ack.
i need food. a baked potato would be really nice right now.

we should have amoeba races!!! it's the new state fair sport. damn those pigs. who the hell wants to see them? i want to see amoeba(s/ae?)! who cares about amoebic dysentary. that's a chance i'd take. amoeba racing.....now that's a gripping sport!

milk chocolate is nasty

"most objects of wrath are empty boats."
i am terribly fond of that quote. said by mr. g of course.
ho hum...

argh.....
how often does mr. kovacic check homework? he told my father that i wasn't doing my homework, which i have been. it pisses me off how mental he is.
grr.....

alex who? what what?

i get the sunglasses story though.

ahh! what is the world coming to??? i mean, it's the MAXI-PAD!!!!! it's not just any old van. you just don't ticket the Maxi-Pad. it's just not right.

another thing with chia pets, mine is growing all along the sides and the feet but there is nothing on its back. geez. oh, i need a name for my chia crocodile. any suggestions?

let me just say, chia pets absorb an enormous amount of water. it is simply astounding.
by the way, jeg har ikke noen fish.

yeah, okay.
yu-gi-oh is so hot. could not agree more. i don't care for little dude yu-gi but the older dude is (as you say) dead sexy.
aie. i am grounded so i couldn't watch the new theme song thing that they said was going to start on saturday (bummer).

i have to use them for about a week and then i get a coke. appearantly they involve more communicatio, less reaction, and less blaming. hence why i am driven crazy by them.

i was looking at that board. i was also wondering what it was about. thanks for informing me. it was much appreciated.

i kist troed tp. oops. that was me trying to type i just tried to and being too lazy to backspace. i just tried to take yet another dialect survey and they asked you what state you were from and they listed every state except wisconsin. i feel (as per the request of my religious ed teacher) cheated because even the dakotas were on the list. damn i am so bad at those i feel statements. they drive me frickin crazy. but there is a coke on the line here so i am going to try em out.

oh. eva, i would like to inform you that i am enjoying that cd very much. even my closed-minded white-folks-bay dance pals liked it. i am pretty sure that's a complement. at any rate, i am enjoying it very much. thank you tons.

yay! and another yay!

ooh i found that dialect survey if anyone wants to take it.
since i am to lazy to figure out how to do a linky thing, here:
http://hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/

take it. it's fun. and it includes a bubbler! but there are some really weird sentences using "anymore" that sound really weird. take it. it's fun.

*does goofy hand motions* language check! language check!

criminy, i am definately not the person to be telling someone to stop swearing. i swear like a frickin sailor. ooh! ooh! new years resolution! i am going to stop swearing. i am so not kidding! yay i am super excited. and i am actually going to try to keep this one. yeah, okay.

what what?

i melted more butter in my pants yesterday. after a while i forgot it was there.

yes yes. well let me just proclaim the beauty of heat patches. they are just so ......i am in heaven.....wow......they're just so..... i am lacking words! hehe!

I need a hug, a hot cup of chai, and the knowledge that she'll make it through the night...

okay, just so everyone knows today is WEDNESDAY. i was a tad bit confused about that for a while, but now it's all straightened out. i was so sure it was tuesday though.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eva, don't forget to give me some stuff.

why wouldn't you wear the shirt?
i was melting butter in my pants because madeline, ellen, and i were making cookies. hot damn it was fun. it was seriously one of those you-had-to-be-there kinda things because i was having trouble breathing i was laughing so hard. usually ellen melts the butter when she has a hot flash, but she had just put on a new patch. so madeline and i melted butter in our pants. it was jolly good fun.
i took an ibuprofen shower because i was really tired and had a massive headache so i went to the bathroom to get some ibuprofen. i was having a bit of trouble and when i finally pried the top off everything went flying. and this was one of those economy size things too so it was a lot of ibuprofen.
arrgh............lol.....damn. it's an inside joke that none of you get.